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80. Date: 2005-12-13, From: Karine
Nationality: Canadian, Living in: Canada
Opinion: Hilarious, Entertaining, Interesting, Thought-provoking.
Pages commented: The British, Danish and French pages.
Great site! And so accurate! Thank you so much. I was a little disappointed to see you only had "analysed" three countries. I would love to hear your take on the whole world.


79. Date: 2005-12-07, From: Massimiliano Ignaccolo
Nationality: Italian, Living in: United Kingdom
Opinion: Hilarious, Funny, Entertaining, Interesting, Useful.
Pages commented: The British page.
Well, I lived 27 years in Italy, 5 in USA, 6 months in Germany and now 2 in UK and travelled quite a lot. I am married to an American and I have to say the world is quite beautiful. This said, I enjoy your web page and let me say two comments about the british page. 1) A peculiar thing of british bathrooms is there is no eletrical plugs. If you want to dry you hair with an hairdryer you can't!!!. What's wrong with an eletrical plug on the bathroom?? Reason???? When asked, the indegenous people (:)) answered: fire hazard and EU regulation (the most beloved excuse for anything that does not work)!! well if I splash water on it on purpose, maybe. But that's true for all the other plugs in a house!! And in all other places in EU I lived or travelled there are elect. plugs in the bathroom (what are we a bunch on crazy irresponsable people? or we have good fire brigades and the UK does not?). 2) also english plugs have a switch to turn them off or on and they are different (surprise!!!) from the rest of (civilized :)) europe. What's the purpose of the switch???? Can some subject of her majesty illuminate me on this?? 3) And could the voltage of the power line be the same as in EU?? NOOOOO!! Using 220V is part of the scheme of the Brussels bureaucrats to destroy the british way of life!! Jokes aside, there is a beautiful countryside here, people like nature and pets and are nice (unless when it comes to the EU -sorry I couldn't resist-) and the weather is better than what the stereotype promises. A thing about EU: yes France does its own interest, but Germany, England, Italy and all the rest are not on a philanthropic mission (at least that's my opinion). Probably with less egoism we could accomplish much more. A thing about Iraq war: yes Chirac was arrogant, but the Bush administration does seem to me an example of "modesty" at all. An USA and Italy page would be nice, but I love these two countries too much to be objective, altough I could add some experiences. All the best!

Author's comments: In France, electrical regulations divide bathrooms in three risk zones, defining which voltages and types of installations can be where. That would not work in the UK, because regulators would argue that if you plugged in a water hose on the tap and extended it 3 metres to the other end of the bathroom, turned on the water and directed it at a plug in a 'safe' zone, then there would still be a hazard and therefore it must be illegal. This is the type of nanny state I mention. Since they won't admit this in public, it's much simpler to blame the EU. I quite like the switches on plugs, which are also standard in my native Denmark. It makes it simpler sometimes to switch off a device or lamp without having to pull the plug out or go and find an awkward switch on the lamp. The disadvantage is that for equipment such as computers that should not be accidentally switched off, you have to put sticky tape over the switch to avoid accidentally switching it off. Maybe switchable plugs that can be configured to disable the switch is the solution... :-) Not sure what you mean about voltage. It's standardised at 230 V in the UK and the EU as a compromise between the former European standard of 220 V and the UK standard of 240 V.


78. Date: 2005-10-14, From: (anonymous)
Living in: England
Pages commented: The Danish page.
If I knew [sic. probably meaning "had known"] about this beforehand I wouldn't enter [sic. probably meaning "have entered"] Danmark at all. And while I found out about this it took me almost 5 years.


77. Date: 2005-09-30, From: (name withheld)
Nationality: French/English, Living in: France
I just wish that you could find something better to do that critisizing people you are just pathetic and need to be reported.

Author's comments: Maybe it's in its place to quote Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights of 10 December 1948: 

"Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers."

As I am free to write what I do, so you are free to call it pathetic, but it is curious that you see a need to "report" someone who exercises his right to freedom of expression, even if it's not politically correct. It would seem more constructive to argue against what I say instead of attacking me personally, but it's always easier to go for the man than the ball. Why don't you go and live in China, where you are guaranteed an environment free of criticism of the government and the country in general? You don't seem to value the freedom you have in western Europe after all.

Now I guess this site will be banned very soon by the efficient Chinese Internet censors if it wasn't already banned. Life is simple in China: If you criticise the system, then you don't do it again.


76. Date: 2005-09-01, From: Andrea Facchini
Nationality: Italian, Living in: UK
Opinion: Funny.
And thank god Italy is not listed here.... I bet it would take you one year to report all the things that are wrong with my country... I dare you to do so! (but can't get you a job there.. high unemployment rate!)


75. Date: 2005-07-29, From: Manuel Serratos
Nationality: Mexican, Living in: Mexico
Opinion: Funny, Interesting, Useful.
Pages commented: The British, Danish, French pages.
I’ve never lived in Europe, but I met several European when I studied in USA. So, I can see that you site provides an important view of Europe because European tend to be too arrogant, lacking of self-criticism as the Americans do. The Scandinavians in particular seem to think that their nations are perfect, not only the Danes. A huge arrogance lies beneath their friendly attitude. You were very right in answering one reader that there are already plenty of texts talking good about Europe. Here in Latin America people tend to regard it as perfect. In USA most people think rather high of it. What you wrote had to be said to the general public. As far as I know, only the British magazine The Economist shows Europe without arrogance.

Fortunately, most readers have responded positively to your pages with new vies, like your view on corruption. Those surveys on world corruption are totally flawed since they’re just based on people’s impressions, pure subjectivity that starts by defining it. In Latin America people only see what’s wrong with our nations, in Scandinavia it’s the opposite. However, who really knows what their governments are doing? It’ naive to pretend we know it.

One person defended Denmark system, but she was a high school student, I mean someone who sees a really small part of reality, so must have been others. Someday they might understand that living on strikes is not protecting their rights, but being abusive. I hope that day comes before Europe becomes a 3rd world club member. You have no idea what it is like.

Now, I'd just like you to explain why you think the U.K. is in decline, even wore then France’s. I only read English-written media, usually The Economist which is not very France-friendly. Most English-language media is not very friendly to France. The British government, on the other hand, is rather popular for this media. I can read French but their media bores me. So, I only know one version of the European situations. That’s why it surprises me that France may be doing better than the U.K. or even why U.K is not so OK economically.

I ask the former question to you because you haven’t shown to be as easy to deceive by the French as most people are. You well said that French are deceiving masters. I have read books on different cultures, "French or Foe" and "Culture Shock: France" The French got a huge bias ion their favor, one thing is to adapt to a place and another to confuse values. For example, it’d be great if we could live without working, just doing what we like but it’s not possible yet, so those perennial French strikes are wrong. Other books I’ve read on Germany and my nation have been rather negative.

By the way, if the French media surprises you for its bias, you should see the Latin American’s media. For example, one of the top newspapers complained that the victims of the Pentagon in Sep. 11 had not been honored, what can you say about them? However, you should recognize that this war had serious flaws:

-There are far worse dictators than Sadamm Husseim, specially North Korea’s who always showed openly their WMD and keep their whole people starving to death literally.

-People are ungrateful; instead of thanking for the democracy many Muslims have joined the terrorists or drugs dealers. USA and the UK have never controlled Afghanistan, it’s still full of terrorist and now more drugs dealers than ever before. Why invade another country before finishing another job? Iraqis will also become big drug dealers, besides becoming terrorists which they didn’t much either.

The one thing that G. Bush can claim is that any other nation would do the same as him if it had the power to. France has it's huge criminal records in Africa and Vietnam.

Finally, one petty suggestion, don’t go to USA, even as a tourist. You wouldn’t like living in USA. The last visitor of this site was definitively right; it’s boring, sometimes lethally boring. Americans are rather difficult people to make friends with, especially teenagers. Not for nothing one of the 2001’s musical hits of Lumpkin Park sang "I want to belong to something" Americans are too concerned for being accepted, other wise they become blockheads, rather rude. You can go to churches; most religious people are easy to reach. Yet, they don’t like talking about many topics others than their own. Americans have their own kind of Jungelova (or that Danish stuff) Talking about the news or anything not directly related to your life is considered as pretentious. Today, not even Afghanistan (where Bin Laden should still be living) is news in USA.

Continental Europeans are the opposite, they like talking about more topics, it's very interesting and entertaining talking with your people, indeed. Well, nobody is perfect. Hispanics tend to be highly superficial, not only at a social level but also at a profesional level. By "superficial" I don't mean only fashion or stuff like that, I also mean being simplistic. For example, I applied for a teaching job in one university for rich people (Tec de Monterrey or ITESM) They asked me to explain the basics of Physical Chemistry in 15 minutes! I did it and it was like Chinese to the professors I talked to. This is the 3rd World.

Author's comments: Thanks for your very detailed and interesting comments. Yes, it's impossible to measure corruption objectively. My impression is that Latin American corruption is quite open and somehow accepted as a part of life. For example, in the Dominican Republic, in order to get personal papers like marriage certificates and passports, everybody knows that you have to pay some guy outside the office to go and pay the civil servant to process the paper immediately, or you may wait months or never get your papers. In Denmark, you would have to pay 10 times as much, but it's called tax, duty, user payment, or whatever the current buzzword for tax is, and you may have to wait a month for your papers. The Dominican solution is actually more efficient and it's cheaper, but it counts as corruption. That type of corruption is quite harmless compared with the Danish type of corruption that is deeply hidden and that clamps down on innocent victims and ruin their lives. Other types of Latin American corruption would obviously be less harmless than the document processing, but I am not convinced that the really damaging corruption is much worse than in Europe.

You ask about the UK. Which impression you get depends on which newspaper you read. The economy is actually going quite well in the UK, but I'm not so sure if the ordinary part of the population benefits. Almost any other tax than income tax has gone up under Labour's Gordon Brown, who has introduced a wealth of so-called stealth taxes. These have significantly increased the tax burden. Fiscal practices have also been tightened up, for example with the IR35 change that damaged the IT contracting market in the UK. The NHS public health system is absorbing more and more public money without improving quality. In order to meet targets set by politicians, medical decisions are now taken to meet the targets and not to treat patients in the order they need it. There is still a postcode lottery, meaning that if you happen to live the wrong place, then particular treatments are not available, because they are too expensive. The transport infrastructure is still in a poor state with overcrowded motorways and too few of them, and a train network that is still in recovery after decades of neglect. What Tony Blair does best is making people think he improves things while he doesn't really. There seems to be growing social tension and unrest in the UK, binge drinking, crime, immigrant ghettos etc. House prices are so high that people with modest income will never be able to buy a place to live. Other living costs have also gone up over the last 10 years.

North Korea is indeed a terrifying example, and I fear that we will keep hearing about Iran and their nuclear project for quite a while. In theory, I would argue for external and international intervention in any state that does not respect basic human rights or otherwise tyrannise their people or neighbours. The UN would need to be refurbished in order to play a genuine role, as the legal basis for the UN is somewhat flawed in that dictators' nations are treated on equal terms with democracies in the UN's decision making. In the case of Iraq, I don't believe there was any other option than military intervention left, while it looks like China is slowly drifting towards western norms in the economy. Military intervention in China is simply not on, as it's a country so big that you cannot force it, and the consequences of intervention would be far worse than letting it be. Iran is much more complicated.


74. Date: 2005-07-27, From: Connie Robinson
Nationality: Danish, Living in: USA
Opinion: Interesting, Useful.
Pages commented: The Danish page.
I want to know everything I can on the life styles,and I would like to buy imports, real stuff made in Denmark I want to teach, my grandchilden,all about the Danish way of life. I would like to know more about the holidays.


73. Date: 2005-06-24, From: George Titan
Nationality: Danish, Living in: USA
Opinion: Funny, Entertaining, Interesting, Useful.
Pages commented: The British, Danish, French pages.
Hi Finn, As a foreign-born Danish living and working here in the US, I came across your website through Google search. Interesting issues, specially about Denmark, even though I do not agree entirely with you, I think you are %60 - %70 correct! I've been living and working in North America for the past 5 years (both in Canada and US) and even though currently I have a 6-figure salary here in the US, I'm thinking about moving back to good old Europe. I'm single and I cannot describe how boring and monotonous life is here in the US, specially in the South, if you don't have a family. I used to have a lot of fun in Copenhagen !! and I was making a pretty good salary !! even with Danish standards of high taxes !! But as they say "good things never last". I can always move back there, but once you leave a place it's very tough to go back there. I have question, since you seem to have lived and worked in a good deal of Europe. Where do you recommend one to move in Europe? I speak Danish and English and Persian(little).


72. Date: 2005-06-06, From: Craig
Nationality: USA (Danish descent), Living in: USA
Opinion: Funny, Entertaining, Interesting.
Okay, I don't want to occupy too much of Finn's web page, but one addenda to my most recent statement concerning Europe's aversion to the EU constitution and outward aversion to ending the burdensome taxes that prop up wealth redistribution. 

The day after I made my comments to the effect that the Asian economies are hell bent on expansion at any cost, New York Times, foreign affairs correspondent, Thomas Friedman weighed in on this very same topic. He pointed out in his June 3rd, Opinion/Editorial article titled "Race to the Top" that while workers in France are pushing for the 35 hour work week, highly trained labor in India would gladly accept a 35 hour work day if they could get one. The reason for this is that as Asia's conduits to opportunity, namely higher education, become more universal the people of these countries that have literally lived in poverty and squalor for generations are leaping at any opportunity they can get to better their lives! 

Setting people free from their labor might make for nice philosophical sentiment and chat around the cafes of the world, as Kathrina outlines in her comments, but outside of the world living in a barter economy, that is clearly utopian.. not to mention quixotic. 

My exhortation to western Europe comes from an American colloquialism that goes something like "either lead, follow, or get out of the way!" It's time to do something and I believe that the countries of Europe will act rationally and forcefully when they do....


71. Date: 2005-06-02, From: Craig
Nationality: USA (Danish descent), Living in: USA
Opinion: Entertaining, Interesting.
2 Comments: 

If Kathrina thinks that England is hyper-capitalistic, pray she never, by design or accident, ever finds herself living in the USA! While I strongly admire Danish qualities of social economic restraint (and truly wish Americans could adopt some of this) I respectfully stand on the other side of the fence so to speak and strive to create not just an economic existence to the best of my abilities, but an intellectual and spiritual one as well.....WITHOUT GOVERNMENT INTERFERENCE!!! 

The EU Constitution is rapidly turning into a dead document If economic and political union aren't the answer (and I'm not sure if they ever were) then the disparate countries of Europe will have to make painful choices on their own. Without a doubt it will remain some sort of free trade zone, but each country of Europe with their burdensome and uncompetitive system of taxes will have to come up with a way to free up capital for investment as the semi-feudal cum capitalistic economies of Asia move toward market dominance in every economic sector. I'm guardedly optimistic about Europe, though!!


70. Date: 2005-05-20, From: Katharina
Nationality: Danish, Living in: England
If Finn had paid more attention to his Danish Lit. teacher instead of playing with ball pens, he may have learned that when Axel Sandmose wrote his novel "En Flygtning Krydser sit Spor" in 1933, formulating the Jantelov, it was intended as a criticism of all things parochial.

Perhaps the Danes are parochial, but they hardly hold a monopoly. Perhaps a small nation is in greater danger of becomming small-minded, which is why, it is important for us Danes to get out more. Finn and I are doing our bit.

Finn is critisizing the Danes for being meanspirited and yet chastise them for being proud of their accomplishments. hmm. There is something adolescent, if not down-right oedipal about attacking one's own country so ferociously. That is not to say that the Danes are above criticism. But it should be balanced.

I have lived abroaed for as long as Finn, but when I think of Denmark, I remember it very differently. When subjected to the full force of an ultra capitalist, free market, hyper-competetive, every man for himself, kill or be killed jungle of a world, then the gentle socialism of bygone Denmark seems like a rather attractive alternative.

I liked the positive interpretation of the Jantelov, which is that Danes are brought up to think that we are all good at something. That it is no good being successful alone, that the well-fare of other people matter as much as your own.

I liked that we were a real socialist country. The taxes were high, but never oppressive - you got your monies worth. The are plenty of places in the world following a (neo)conservative agenda, where people can exploit one another and keep what they manage to grab, but why not have one place where the rules are a little diffrent - you don't have to live there. Personally, I regret that socialism is becoming so unfashionable, even the Danes seem to be abandoning it.

It is true that Danes tend to dislike any vulgar display of wealth, hence the subdued clothes, the rented houses and aversion to flash cars. But we are not a dispassionate people. Public debate is alive and informed in Denmark.

Perhaps one of the advantages of being a small country is that we do not so easily succumb to feelings of dis-enfranchisement as citizens of bigger nations. The government is not a distant bunch of plutocrats, not an oppressive governing elite, but, as every Dane will tell you, our government are the servants of the people - that is after all, what "minister" means.

Having been outside the mainstream of human migration for centuries, the Danes are now dealing rather clumsily with newcomers. I was involved with teaching Danish to immigrants in the 80's and 90's and we knew then that a backlash to overly liberal legislation would come. It has. Our socialist utopia was will not be able to withstand the influx of youths who have not benefited from inductrination by communist kindergarden carers. But it will add more colour to a rather pale Danish society. It will be interesting to see how things develop - and a real test of that sense of fair play which we Danes pride ourselves of.

As for the well-fare state and the number of people in paid employment subsidising those doing other things. What if the success of a civilised nation, is not measured by how many people work, but how many people we can afford to lay off, or rather, set free? This is not my question, but that of a Danish philosopher. Think about it. Danes do.

Author's comments: Thanks for your interesting comments. The Danish page has been updated with the more precise origin of the Jantelov. Parochialism is to be found everywhere, as you say. But contrary to you, I think that is easilier occurs in large countries. In the middle of the USA, for example, while you're in a big country, you're isolated from contact with anything else than what some call the burger culture. In a small country, you naturally see your neighbours from other countries more often. To illustrate this, it's often seen that the ability to speak foreign languages is inversely proportional with the size of the country.

I do not pretend that my Danish page and the European site are balanced. I present particular sides of some countries that may not be seen as politically correct to present and are therefore kept out of many other presentations (which are not balanced either, as many focus on the positive sides; why are people only complaining that a presentation should be balanced if it is negative but rarely if it is positive?). I present a few cases of meanspirited treatment of Danes by their own country (and I have other cases which are not described) to illustrate that while Denmark may focus on welfare of the group, it's also a country that is ready to ruin an individual's life more or less completely if that individual had not pursued politically correct activities. "Welfare" in Denmark is thus a relative concept that should not be confused with individual welfare. This is somewhat similar to France, where large sums are spent on social security, but where there are large holes in the social security net, so that if you fall the wrong place, there's nothing to soften the blow. Both Denmark and France are quite socialistic countries.

Living and working in the UK can be quite different from Denmark, and as I mention on my British page, working can sometimes feel like informed slavery. The ideal country doesn't exist. Neither pure socialism nor pure capitalism are ideals in my view. There is a fine balance to watch, and if the balance tips too much to one side, you start seeing negative consequences. If you don't find Danish taxes oppressive, then I can assure you that many do, including myself. What is the motivation to do an extra effort or work overtime for for example 200 kr. if you have only 70 left after tax? Such tax rates encourage black work, cheating, scheming and whatever to minimise the tax, none of which is productive for the country. When tax payers feel cheated by their government, they become selfish and do what they can just for themselves. If Danes are abandoning socialism, consider if it's because of what I say here. If that is the case, then Denmark may be going towards an every-man-for-himself society now. Socialism was taken too far in Denmark to remain stable.

"What if the success of a civilised nation, is not measured by how many people work, but how many people we can afford to lay off, or rather, set free?" It's a valid question to ask. Work is not a goal in itself, but a means to obtain the life you want. The trouble as it is distributed in Denmark is of course that not many workers will find any motivation in working so that others can be free. If workers didn't have to pay for a public sector that had spiralled out of control, you could cut the taxes to a reasonable level, and workers might actually enjoy some of that freedom themselves.


69. Date: 2005-04-09, From: Michel DEVAUX
Nationality: French, Living in: France
Opinion: Entertaining, Interesting.
Bonjour ! Comme la plupart des Français, je n'écris pas l'anglais. J'aime bien votre esprit. Beaucoup des critiques que vous exprimez dans "La french page" sont joyeusement justes. Je connais un peu l'Allemagne et Londres, Stockholm, Amsterdam, Rome. De toutes ces capitales, Paris est sans aucun doute la plus sale et la plus "bordélique" mais certes pas la plus désagréable. La province est très très différente. Je demeure à Avignon, ville mondialement connue. C'est la ville la plus "dégueulasse" que j'aie jamais habitée, bien plus sale que Paris qui est bien plus grande... Y règnent l'impéritie et le clientélisme les plus archaïques qui soient en Europe. Sauf peut-être à Nice ou a Palerme... Ah! et Marseille!... Au revoir !

English translation: Hello! As the majority of the French, I don't write in English. I like you wit. A lot of the criticism that you express on "La French page" are joyfully exact. I know Germany, London, Stockholm, Amsterdam and Rome to some extent. Of all these capitals, Paris is without doubt the most dirty and the most shambolic, but certainly not the most unpleasant. The province is very, very different. I live in Avignon, a town that is known worldwide. It's the most filthy town I've ever lived in, a lot more dirty than Paris, which is a lot bigger... There, the most archaic incompetence and clientelism that exist in Europe are ruling. Except perhaps Nice or Palermo... Oh! and Marseille! Bye!

Author's comments: I agree that despite the dirt and disorder in Paris, it has a lot to offer. But the best way to know it is as a tourist for 1-2 weeks. Living there permanently makes you go crazy. I'm living 20 km south of Avignon in Provence's countryside now, so even though I'm close to Avignon, I'm not so concerned with dirt. However, the owner of the farm doesn't mind that the lid of the large dustbin near the road is long gone, and that animals sometimes rip up the bin liners, so that there is trash everywhere. It's his own daughter who lives next to the dustbin, while I'm 300 metres away. It doesn't seem to bother her, so I can only conclude like my French wife that many French don't mind dirt and filth, however unpleasant it may be for some more orderly French to read this. In Germany or Switzerland, the dog poos, dirt and trash would have been unthinkable, and you would be likely to be fined if you let it happen. I can only agree in the administrative incompetence in this part of France. Civil servants simply cannot bother doing things right - or doing them at all. This lazy individualism is in fact trashing the whole country's economy. 

In my opinion, it's the innate individualism that causes the lack of civic spirit, which unfortunately makes the country a lot less pleasant in certain areas. It's tragic to see how  a part of the French population serves an otherwise magnificent country with such resources so badly. That includes politicians on the entire spectre who don't give a damn about the country and who do everything to remain in power and obtain a maximum of benefits for themselves. Never mind if they have to lead the country into bankruptcy. That's secondary for them. I know that many of the French hate the political class, but they are offered no real and viable alternative. It talks for itself that France has no liberal political party. Chirac and the UMP are more socialist than conservative these days, and the socialists are in a mess. The only one left is Jean-Marie le Pen on whom people vote to protest, but who is not the least serious. France needs a Margaret Thatcher to make things move. A kick in the butt of the political class and the vast laziness is what is required.

Michel continues:
Hello ! i'm trying to write in English... I forgot to tell you that i'd been living in Paris (and its suburb) for more than 20 years. I live in Avignon for 20 years as well. I think : a too log time of political incompetence is not innocent in the mentality's evolution. I wouldn't be the "alte schinken" who's always saying : "Paris c'était mieux avant" ou "Avignon n'est plus ce qu"elle était" but, 40 years ago was it the same thing? Was Individualism so important as now? I think not... When i talk whith some of my compatriots, many of them, as you say, do not mind dirtyness and all kind of uncivilised comportments (NOISE, bloody NOISE). They take me, the less for a foreigner, the more for a fascist... Bye


68. Date: 2005-04-06, From: (anonymous)
Nationality: Romanian, Living in: Romania
Opinion: Funny, Interesting.
Pages commented: The French page.
Generally, you're right. Of course, all is a hyperbola, but funny and decent, especially about language, television and information.


67. Date: 2005-03-26, From: LAMBERT The Great Universal Monarch
Nationality: Belgian, Living in: Belgium
Opinion: Useful.
Pages commented: The French page.
The solution against bureaucracy is so simple that nobody seems to have discovered it: when you create a political party, simply exclude the bureaucrats of it the official act of creation. This idea applyed by V.C.G.H. is explained here in details: http://www.chez.com/vcgh/ Mirror site without pub: http://www20.brinkster.com/gencontrol/cdltr/ (click on 'Branche politique') - viewable in seven languages, translated with babelfish from french, so accpet our excuses for some mistakes...


66. Date: 2005-03-25, From: Carol
Nationality: Brazilian, Living in: Denmark
Opinion: Hilarious.
Pages commented: The Danish page.
That page about Denmark is really 13 (max. Danish mark)! :D And that American guy that commented about the Jantelov... he stole my speech! LOL He deserves a big prize for the perfect description!! ;) Hugs and congratulations!! :o)


65. Date: 2005-03-14, From: (Name known but wishes to remain anonymous)
Nationality: American, Living in: USA
Opinion: Useful.
Pages commented: The Danish page.
Very real, true assessment of Denmark & the Danish people. I was a very young 20 year old American who married a Dane 31 years ago. I left 5 years later for these very reasons. I had 2 sons by that time and I could not look at the beautiful, intelligent children and allow them to grow up in Denmark. I felt I would be stifling their lives. I had grown up in America and I knew what I would be depriving them of. Their father has not seen his sons in 27 years or supported his sons. Now as educated, succesful men they want to visit Denmark to know their father & Denmark. I could not have found a better article for them to read to understand why I left. Its a shame I did not understand when I was young. Denmark cripples the soul. 


64. Date: 2005-03-06, From: Bee Ean Tee
Nationality: Malaysian, Living in: USA
Opinion: Hilarious, Funny, Entertaining, Interesting, Useful.
Pages commented: The French page.
I got a great time reading La French Page. I have laughed so loud that I had to close my mouth. That is just hilarious. 

I'm currently living with a Frenchman in the USA. We have come to conclusion that USA is not suitable for us, and we would like to move to Europe. I prefer England, his parents encourage him to back to France, and I think he also prefer France although he doesn't say it. 

I preferred England due to the strong historical tie between England and Malaysia. At least we both drive on the left side. I have a hard time understand why we should yield for driver coming from the right hand side. Also I have faced huge difficulties learning French. I have been to France, specifically his hometown Brittany, and I just caught in the situation where everybody speak French that is localise that I couldn't join in. This can add difficulties for me to find a job there, on top of that we are not planning to get married soon so working permit is another problem. Even though they have yammy foods, they don't have huge selection of international foods like in US, especially our favorite sushi, unless you are in Paris. I also found it difficult to buy chinese ingredient, basically their Asian food = Vietnamese food which I do not appreciate. 

Some of the points that I have opinions: 
1. French people do not hate American, they actually would like to go visit if they have a chance. However, I think there is still a unfriendly sentiment towards Brits. If you are friends to a french then the whole group around him will welcome you. 

2. I actually agree with French to protect their language from foreign influences. For people who speak English, they don't have to worry that one day they will find most of the people around are ashamed to speak English and abandon it. But it happens to other languages. If you go to Singapore, don't be surprised to see chinese or Indian that speak only English. They mixed English with the local dialects that I have heard people from US or UK complaint that they couldn't understand. So, able to speak English is an advantage but it shouldn't go until the level that it threaten the mother tougue of one person. 

3. Go to Brittany. French there are friendly, clean and have less crime problems. I always asked my boyfriend to lock the car while driving in the US, but he said he doesn't have that habit bcos in Brittany it is pretty safe. I have to say that he is true and the city we live in the US are very safe as well.


63. Date: 2005-02-18, From: sytlviane
Nationality: french/americaine, Living in: USA
Opinion: Not funny, Insulting.
Pages commented: The French page.
There is little of comments to say about your page on france . You have insulter my integritee , my ways and my memories of my prime country. I suggest that you travaled the country sides of france as Paris is nothing more than a city filled up with everything but french citizens . freedom of speech don't mean insulting... thank you.

Author's comments: It's true that the Paris region is generally more dirty than the rest of the country, and that people there are generally less well behaved, but many things on the French page apply to France as a whole. Now that the British are buying up the French countryside, where do you suggest to go to find the French?


62. Date: 2005-02-01, From: (e-mail withheld)
Nationality: USA of Danish descent, Living in: USA
Opinion: Entertaining, Interesting.
Pages commented: The Danish page.
As an American that has in recent years been researching my Danish heritage and by default, Danish culture of all stripes, I read your comments with great interest. 

>From my perspective Danes have the same attitude toward life, government and hence nationality that many Europeans share. The Danes express it in higher degrees, depending on which aspect you look at, than their European brethren. 

The political history of all of Europe has always included a paternalistic State, whether it was dominated by the Church, a secular monarch or a monarch and parliament in a constitutional democracy. The Danish (European)embrace of socialism is the 20th century manifestation of this paternalism. The only thing that socialism eliminated was the idea that there were classes of people based on some metaphysically derived right. But the State remains sovereign and even much more paternalistic than ever before! 

The problem that the website author has with Denmark is that whether consciously or not he is using a baseline of comparison of countries like the USA that have never, throughout their modern history, experienced this type of paternalism. In fact the USA has eschewed the whole notion of governmental paternalism. Americans are not wired to believe that the State should be ultimately responsible for their citizens well-being. This is not a good or bad thing, it's just a different way of looking at life. 

The US government does not feel overly compelled to see after every aspect of the quality of life for it's citizenry and as a result has not placed an undue burden of taxation in order to redistribute wealth. As a result, Americans keep more money and invest it in things that can make even more money. Period. Most Americans understand the risk of having to take care of their own transportation, health care and just about anything else you can think of. So as a result they would bristle, like the author does, at the overburdening, Byzantine bureaucratic tax system in Denmark that is shared in more or less degrees by most other European nations. 

The only compelling reason for Denmark to change is that the system could go bankrupt, just like Soviet Russia. I think the first signs of panic are setting in with the immigration problem. I'm sure there are other signs that as a non-Dane I don't perceive. But history remains to be told and I don't think Denmark or Europe will ever embrace anything other than socialist or quasi-socialist paternalism in our life times. Yet, I get a sense of foreboding when I realize that as a nation, Denmark's greatest achievements of it's history happened prior to it's embrace of socialism.

Author's comments: I think your comments are the most eloquent that this page has ever received, and they explain the core of many of Europe's problems. You said: "But history remains to be told and I don't think Denmark or Europe will ever embrace anything other than socialist or quasi-socialist paternalism in our life times." It is interesting to notice that the independent eastern European countries that have emerged after the oppression of half a century of corrupt communism appear to be much more liberal in their views than the more and more economically decadent western European countries. Being accepted into the European Union has in many cases meant having to transpose paternalist European legislation into their national law. These countries do not appear ready to be controlled by the new European empire, though. In some ways, France and Germany are even more paternalist regimes than Denmark, and the political euro currency project could be the drop that bankrupts these countries even before Denmark, followed by a collapse of the hard core of the "European project". Maybe I'm dreaming, but this seems to be the only way out of the current downwards spiral that the EU is undergoing. It caused consternation amongst French civil servants when the right-wing government recently declared that striking civil servants would no longer receive their salary on days they were striking. This would seem common sense for any liberal mind. However, these pampered civil servants do not seem to realise that the day may come where the government will no longer be capable of paying their salaries even for the days they were working. A recent CIA report concluded that the EU had neither political, economic nor military weight. I tend to agree.


61. Date: 2004-12-09, From: LUPINA
Nationality: British. 
Opinion: Entertaining, Interesting.
Pages commented: The Danish and British pages.
First, a comment or two about the English side - I have always understood zenophobia to be an irrational fear of foreigners or strangers, and not used in the context you do concerning trade etc ? Remarks regarding the British idea of Continental Europe, and them not being a part of it, in some ways is fairly understandable from a geographical aspect as it is an island after all. Remarks concerning houses in UK - it makes me wonder what layer you have been floating in, all a bit to general I think, many Brits live in extremely civilised surroundings. So, appropos dwellings - not much to be said for Danish bedrooms, there's not enough room to close your eyelids. Regarding Post Office pettyness in UK - the same nitpicking mentality is alive and well and living in Denmark. As for Denmark - you are highly critical of your country, but very accurate as far as I can see. It is a hard place to be a foreigner, zenophobia is a national ailment, they would prefer it if people threw their identities away at the border, and metamorphosised into some Danish klone, they would feel comfortable with that arrangement. Danish, and things Danish rule, the rest of the world is just one big Banana Republic, that should learn from the one and only true form of democracy - theirs. They don't seem to realise that they are parochial, and introvert......but it's their problem, just glad I'm not Danish. In conclusion, thanks for your web site, makes interesting, and informative reading.

Author's comments: You're strictly correct about xenophobia - if that is what you mean - but what should we call some irrational fear of selling goods to foreigners then? British houses may be civilised, but small, unless you have a fortune to buy real living space. That is seen from a middle-class living standard and compared with middle-class living standard in France, Luxembourg, Germany and Denmark. You're quite right about the Danish post - I just didn't have any recent examples to write about. As for your comments about Denmark, I entirely agree.


60. Date: 2004-12-09, From: Rachel
Nationality: French, Living in: FL, Usa
Opinion: Hilarious, Funny, Entertaining, Interesting, Insulting, Useful.
Pages commented: The French page.
about france, you are horribly correct! I hate to put down my own native country, but everything from their work system to their laziness is quite true.... Common, like the French don't criticize us? So, it's not like you're insulting this formerly wonderful country, you're just letting people know the dry facts. 
Unfortuantely(or is it so?), i havent been there in quite so long, but we hear news and my family (living in US) are so humiliated knowing that they actually come from this darn country. It's such a pity, since france was the cultural and historical capitals of the world, and now it's just,...blah. I simply cant imagine living their at all! Visiting sure..What I despise the most is their socialist mentality, 35 hrs wk, holidays, holidays and wait..more holidays! It's soo funny when I read this it was a compelte reflection of my father! He'd say "What time is it there (france)? 1:30? Oh great better wait one more hour before they get back from lunch.." or "Oh no it's too late, it's already 3 pm there" ..he's actually jokes to his own French clients "What??? You'll be in work Thursday and Friday *shocked* Impossible!" .... 
Seriously, and the immigrants are let in so easily, honestly one day there will no longer be any french, atleast the smart ones (like my family) leave for an intelligent country like the US! Ofcourse the EU is not exactly helping france's current state, but ok.... We still apprecaite french food and wine, but to be honest, we've been drinking Napa wines and perfectly content with it 
Will go ahead aread about the other countries now I still don't understand this thing about cleanliness with the French, every relative I know in france...well...wash themselves! I dont know, it's so strange :p and I'm nto saying I want to encounter the situation or anything.lol 
Merci! Bye

Author's comments: It is very amusing to read the wildly differing opinions by Frenchmen. On the other hand, it is tragic to see this beautiful country stuck in its self-created swamp of laziness and "cannot do" mentality. Here in Provence, farmers are going on retirement or going bust one by one, as taxes and employment cost mean that it is no longer profitable to produce fruit and vegetables. About the cleanliness issue that has been raised more than once, I'm sure that the very large majority are very clean. It's just that it doesn't take much of a nose to detect the one out of the 100 who didn't touch soap the last few days.


59. Date: 2004-12-06, From: anonymous
Opinion: Entertaining, Interesting, Useful.
Denmark.....hm......skat and sex.Little, romantic,sad,dirthy place for people that like to waste time and brain wash others.Nice smile .....waiting for ...how can I scrue you...??????been there...never again.If you want to go to a doctor...get yourself a chill pil.If you dont want to get a beer because you may have better thinks to do...you may get fired!So drink and work, drink and drive, drink and be an adult at the age 13.at age 14 danish adults are ready to work but most of them waste teir money on beer from friday to sunday calling this life.


58. Date: 2004-12-05, From: Son Gohan
Living in: European Union
Opinion: Hilarious, Entertaining, Interesting, Useful.
Pages commented: The EU Single Market page.
You are right about the single market...it is not working as it should. Every time I try to buy hardware from computer stores abroad, I face enormous difficulties. I once attempted to buy a €650 TFT (unavailable in my countr) from a dutch store. As soon as I placed an order , they sent me an email where they stated "we don't ship to XXXXXX", What's more strange is that their order submission page allowed a rather wide choice of countries for shipping, mine's included. The problem is that most people don't/won't buy outside their national boundaries, since they don't know what right they are entitled as citizens of the EU. Furthermore, for those who do, if problems arise, institutions and justice are so slow that potential buyers don't try to buy from abroad anymore. Certainly, why bother buying a car from another member state, if you'll have to deal with endless burocrats, arrangements and language issues? It seems more simple to stick to national borders. I favour the euro as a "tool" for improving the (nonexistant) single market. However, a single currency is not enough to make it work. Make people actually buy more stuff from other countries, and the system might start working. I would welcome any comments from you about a possible danish membership on the euro, which is now likely to be ruled out for another decade, since your "neighbours", the swedish said no recently. PS: the metric system is another tool for improvement, but it will take ages for the UK to go fully metric. How sad!

Author's comments: I can only agree with you, except that there may be huge savings by going through the hassle of buying cars abroad. The euro is great for cross-border shopping, but Bernard Connolly has explained in detail in his book why the euro in its present, political implementation is having serious, negative consequences for employment and economy. The trouble is that there is no economic reality behind it and no single political leadership to manage it. It is intended to make a necessity out of a political union, and I suppose that will arrive by the backdoor one day. I think the Danes and the Brits will stay out of the euro for many years to come, as they wish to remain independent of EU dominance. The British and metrics is a saga that has been drawn out over about 200 years. They are getting there little by little, but not without protests from those seeing nothing wrong with the chaotic Imperial measures. So British.


57. Date: 2004-12-03, From: Anja
Nationality: Danish-English, Living in: Denmark
Opinion: Not funny, Awful, Insulting, Useless.
Pages commented: The Danish and British pages.
This is one of the most insulting things I have ever seen. Denmark really cares about it's people. The Janteloven is not aimed at foreigners, it is aimed at its citizens, to show that we are equal. You make us seem like ego headed idiots, yet we do our best to make sure our citizens have the best possible life. Our taxes are high because they include medical care. Our education is one of the best, as I currently attend high school over there, I know first hand. Bicycle laws are provided so that we are encouraged to exercise. All people enjoy beer, we manafactuar some widely known brands, and yes may I spell it out to you, P.A.T.R.I.O.T.I.S.M All countries have it. Sir, I do not wish to insult you as you have done to us, but you must feel very Patriotic about your country to insult others. It'd be interesting to see you write a piece about your own country. But perhaps you are Danish, as you have a scandinavian name?

Author's comments: Oh dear, oh dear, it looks like I hit the nail, doesn't it. The victims of Denmark that are mentioned on my Danish page would clearly not agree that Denmark cares about its people. Denmark does not care about those Danes who cannot move to Denmark with their foreign spouses because of the new immigration law either. No one cared when my only choice to live together with my wife in 1993 was to emigrate because of the Foreigner's Directorate's inhuman treatment of foreigners. Denmark only cares about those who submit themselves to the Jantelov or conform in another way. I think your incredible comments about the Jantelov demonstrates to any sane person how damaging it is. "ego headed idiots" is a great term that fits very well. The best way to make sure citizens have the best possible life is to let them decide for themselves, not by implementing a nanny state that think it knows what's best for everybody. Medical care is included in taxes or other contributions throughout Europe, and Denmark does not manifest itself at the top of the list of countries providing quality care. France came in as number one in the last survey. No excuse for the taxes. I'm not patriotic. As an expat Dane since 1993, Denmark is one of the last countries I would choose to live in. Your comments make it clear to any open-minded person why. I believe I'm free to say my opinion about my own country.


56. Date: 2004-11-24, From: N. Jakobsen
Nationality: Ex-American (originally from Detroit, MI), currently a Non-Persona, Living in: Denmark
Opinion: Funny, Interesting.
Pages commented: The Danish page.
Janteloven is bullshit. 
Now, I will say that maybe you've exaggerated a bit on the crime.. just a tad.. it's not like biker gangs are out in gang warfare 24/7 and that the streets in DK look like LA or Detroit or anything.. and there's not exactly as many murders, rapes, carjackings, drive-bys and all those other 'wonderful' things that I grew up having to hear about and/or deal with on a daily basis. 
And as a victim of that inhuman Family Reunification law, I have to say that what you have written hit the nail right on the head. 
It is possible to do well for oneself in DK. My husband owns his own software company that is quite profitable, along with working as a programmer for another company. 
As for the food section.. you seem to have forgotten the delicious pastries!!!

Author's comments: Great that you manage Danish life after all. True about the pastries, and that is one of the few things I miss in France. However, when I was in England last week, the Danish pastries I bought in Sainsbury's were as good as the best quality you can find in Denmark.


55. Date: 2004-11-06, From: Mark
Nationality: American, Living in: USA
Opinion: Funny, Insulting.
Pages commented: The Danish and French pages.
Your site was OK… Of course, there’s a fine line between humor and insults. It’s easy to generalize people into racial and ethnic stereotypes for a laugh, but it can get tricky. Some of your stuff was funny, but some was a bit mean spirited... My family came from Normandy and I started feeling thin-skinned with the French page. Most Americans hardly travel, so have NO understanding of the world at large and get caught up into a childish mindset. These attitudes get tiring here in the Midwest and Southern states. There’s a funny, over-the-top description of ethnic stereotypes on the National Lampoon website called "Foreigners Around the World". Lots of black humor (no pun intended), but contains hardcore beliefs in white Middle America. Have you seen "Babette’s Feast"? Do you think the contrasts between the Danes and the French are still valid? When I last traveled to Denmark in 2002, it seemed more homogenized than when I first went there way back in 1972. Do you feel there is a fear in Europeans of losing their national identities?

Author's comments: Mark, Thanks for your comments. One cannot use generalization to say that all people from this or that group are the same. On the other hand, all the sarcasm that already exists about certain groups or nationalities doesn't just come out of nowhere either. It is possible to notice certain types of behaviour that is more often to be found in certain groups than others, and such behaviour is most commonly conditioned by local tradition than by reason. Some of these types of behaviour are harmless and it may be funny to read about it. Other types of behaviour may make life unpleasant for others, such as for example the dog poo problem in France or the Jantelov problem in Denmark, and I find no reason not to criticise that harshly. Someone whose behaviour does not match the description on the pages has no reason to feel that it concerns him or her. On the other hand, someone who never cleans up after his dog may rightly notice that others may consider him a selfish pig, to bluntly state an extreme example. There are countries where it is not necessary to put signs in the street telling people not to let their dogs foul in front of your house. France is not one of them. I'm aware of the problem in the Midwest and other places, where people never see anything else than their own world, but those people really believe in their ways. I clearly say in the beginning of each page that this is not to be considered an objective description. Fortunately, the Internet makes it possible for anyone who wants a balanced with to find other opinions. I've never seen "Babette's Feast", but I know what it's about. I cannot say how many contrasts it describes, but contrasts still exist very much between the north and the south of Europe. Things are not static, of course, and the arrival of modern technology has in many ways eliminated previous differences. Europeans are mentally closer to each other now. Other differences remain. Danes are brought up with a collective mindset telling them that groups and teamwork are important. The French are brought up with an individualist mindset telling them that they themselves are important. This may explain why some Danes seem to think that the EU is an ideal place for member states to decide in equality while not fully understanding that others' mindsets are different and that a country like France has no intention of ruling in equality but rather further its own interests. There is a real danger that a naive mindset like the Danish allows Danish independence to be absorbed by the EU, only realising it when it's too late. Many Danes believe that the EU is about "teamwork" and being a part of the group. They are unaware about the French agenda, because they have not experienced French mentality first hand. In 1972 in Denmark, you would have seen many traces of '68. Denmark may have been the country that took '68 most seriously. Visible traces of '68 are all but washed away now. The homogenized way is an integrated part of the Jantelov mentality, which in some way was made worse by the communist messages that followed '68 in Denmark. I don't see any sign that Europeans are losing their national identities, although some may fear it. The French are so afraid of outside influence that they have laws to regulate the language, while no one in Denmark seems to think that their "small" language is threatened.


54. Date: 2004-10-28, From: Rusty
Nationality: American, Living in: Texas, United States
Opinion: Hilarious, Entertaining, Interesting, Useful.
Pages commented: Hello from Texas! My family and I are learning Latin and Greek; I also want to pick out another language (besides Mexican, a.k.a. Spanish) to learn in the next year or so. I can't decide between Welsh, German, or French, but, after reading your French page, I think German or Welsh would probably be a better choice. My parents also like the German culture, and they think that the French are absolutely filthy pigs. 
Thank you, 
Rusty


53. Date: 2004-10-16, From: Roland Guerre
Nationality: French, Living in: Switzerland
Opinion: Hilarious.
Your web site makes me think to the wonderful humoristic books of the "Xenophobes" collection. Nice to find on the web this kind of delicious humour. Kind Regards Roland.


52. Date: 2004-10-15, From: Peter
Nationality: Flemish (Belgium), Living in: Belgium
Opinion: Funny, Entertaining, Useful.
Pages commented: The French page.
I must say that you discribed my experiences with the french perfectly. Every word is just amazingly true. 
And it's not only because my name is Peter. Maybe one little remark : I don't believe that there is 1 frenchie that speaks flemish. A long time ago a large part of northern France belonged to the countship Flanders. But after a couple of wars the french took a piece of our region(ex. The Battle of the Golden Spurs was fought on July 11th 1302 near Kortrijk, between the rebellious Flemish towns, led by Bruges, and an army sent by Philip IV of France, who had annexed Flanders in 1301. The French were totally defeated). Luckally they never succeeded in overtaking the whole region. I know we are neighbours but still we are so completely different. 
Keep up the good work. Maybe in the future we can read your experiences on my country. And please, don't be gentle. We love a good laugh.


51. Date: 2004-09-27, From: Troy
Nationality: American, Living in: United States
Opinion: Hilarious, Entertaining, Interesting.
Nice site. I was killing time waiting for an appointment and got a kick out of your info. The appt never showed and I read through all the pages. I married a girl from teh East and have lived abroad in France and the Orient for several years. We just came back to the States recently. Funny stuff. Most of the British stuff is the same s you'd hear on BBC Prime.


50. Date: 2004-08-28, From: Steve
Nationality: British, Living in: UK/France
Opinion: Useless.
Pages commented: The British and French pages.
France and Germany now have a higher crime rate than Britain, stick to the stats!!!

Author's comments: I welcome any comment to whatever I have written on this site, but I fail to see the point commenting on something that I have not written. Stick to facts yourself, please. Nowhere have I compared crime levels between Britain and other countries, except that I say on the British page that "Britain is one of the most crime-ridden countries in Europe", which is certainly true. On the French page, I say "France is filled with little, everyday thieves. I'm not talking about real criminals doing robberies, burgleries, car crime, violence and all that. Of course, like in most other civilised countries, that is a regular part of life not even worth writing about, because it's not a particular feature of France". No hiding that there's crime in France. Eurostat's Yearbook 1997, which is the latest I have, and which concerns the 15 former Member States, contains a few crime statistics, although clearly the UK does not like providing Eurostat with crime statistics, so the latest UK figures published therein are from 1991 or from 1992. Anyway, the top 5 for theft of private cars per 100,000 people are (1991): UK: 867, Sweden: 816, Italy: 639, Denmark: 598 (average 1990 and 1992, as 1991 not published),France: 596. Germany is 12th with 130 only. If we look at sex offences per 100,000 people, the top 5 are (1992): UK: 115, Sweden: 81, Netherlands: 73, Germany: 55, Belgium/Denmark: 52 (Denmark: average 1991 and 1993, as 1992 not published). France is 8th with 44. These figures are of course no longer current, but nothing in the press indicates that UK figures have significantly declined. It seems on the other hand correct to estimate that crime in general is increasing, so I'm unable to state anything about current crime rankings.


49. Date: 2004-08-18, From: Kelsey
Nationality: Polish-Italian, Living in: United States
Opinion: Hilarious, Funny, Entertaining, Interesting, Useful.
Pages commented: The British, Danish, French pages.
This is really interesting to read what someone thinks of other nationalities... haha, you just inspired me! LoL 
I find the Danish page really amusing, you Danes seem to have quite the egos, don't you? I didn't know you guys had such snobbish and bad traits... hehe. But I still love you Danish people, you guys rock! :-) But you guys are a bunch of slackers if you expect to not work and get paid anyway ;-) 

It's funny how everyone seems to hate the French, but I can't say crap about them coz I don't really know them, hehe. But they can be snobs at times and I can understand that, coz the Americans always expect them to speak English, when it really isn't expected, and they will get on their case about it. But hey, aren't we worse than the French already? LoL 
It would be great for you to write an opinion page on Americans, Italians, and especially the Polish and Slavs, I think that would be really entertaining and funny to read and hear what someone thinks of my nationalities. :-) 
Pozdrawiam, Cheers - Kelsey

Author's comments: I limit myself to write about the countries I've lived in, so no further countries will be put through the grinder in the foreseeable future.


48. Date: 2004-07-31, From: mathilde
Nationality: French, Living in: France (Normandy)
Opinion: Interesting.
Pages commented: The French page.
Hi, 
Whatever our nationalities we are all the same, in all contries we'll find dirty, nice, ugly people.... Capitales are always differents than the country. They are not the true reflections. If you wanted to know how the french, german or english live, you shouldn't go to paris, london or berlin but somewhere else. I come from Normandy (where you can buy cream in a farm) and we are also fed up of parisians who come evey week-end in our little towns! they think they are the kings and are amazed when they see a cow... Have you ever been to London??? it's so dirty, at midnight the rubbishes are on the pavements and what about the language??? they are not able to speak another one. What about Berlin? Madrid? 
It's easy to criticize but when it's time to give the qualities, it's seems a bit harder. I'm going in Denmark in one week, i heard just good things about your country and i don't want to read what you wrote about it.... 
ALL the countries have qualities and faults, just when you say we are dirty it's insulting. Paris is not France!!! we are clean like you. You shoudn't give the name "le french page" but change it for "le parisian page". 
I've read once in london "we know why you can find good parfums in france it's because they don't take any shower"... well i'm french and i do(like my friends) take at least one once a day. 
By the way are you still thinking that you were right for the gulf war 2?? Maybe our televisions don't say the truth and i agree with you when you they are rubbish, they just want to make audience but i was in london when that's happened and i've seen how the newspapers washed their brains. They were changing their minds every day! we can see now the result? can someone see the peace??? 
I love england and english people. I dream to go to scandinavia, australia, canada.... because you've tavelled a lot you should give dreams to foreign people but it's not what you do and that's a pooring! It's not because we have Chirac fo president that we are like him, we aren't his sheeps, we are not agree with what he says, thinks or does. Most of the french want him kicked out at the next election (like cilar said) you're gonna see that unfortunately in 2007. 
He is, i think (moi, moi, moi) the worst president we ever had and it's shameful to hear what he says about the new countries who arrived in europe. 
I hope people will not think that we are like you said but thank you for your point of view cos i'm sure not all the danish think like you... 
bye.

Author's comments: Your comments are most appreciated, and comments like yours help the pages improve gradually. Sarcasm in general is created by taking little tendencies and blowing them out of proportion. Now that I live in Provence, I'm sure that future comments will differ a bit from those comments written while I was in Paris, although the administrative nightmare that France is is not confined to Paris, except that the laws are written there. When I moved to Lille, people there told me that they were more open. When I moved to Provence, people in Lille told me that people in Provence were difficult. In fact, I find the exact opposite to be true, and the only unpleasant people I've come across in Provence were France Telecom. A neighbour confirmed my suspicion that if people from Paris and Lille come here and behave like if they owned the place, then they are presumably treated accordingly by the locals. As for qualities, there are many of them, and they are very well described in many other places already. I feel no need to repeat them here. My Danish page doesn't concern tourist experiences but the problems associated with living there. If you like museums, castles, city life, nature and many other things and don't mind a bit of cold, then you can have a very nice - and expensive - time as a tourist. Just don't make the mistake of thinking it's a nice place to live permanently. The English may enjoy laughing at France, but many of them also have the ability to laugh at themselves. A radio presenter who were talking about hygiene once said that he was very clean; he took a bath once a week, even if it was not necessary. Yes, I still think it was right to remove Saddam Hussein. How can a country like France and their involvement in human rights want to keep a tyrant, torturer and murderer like Saddam Hussein in place? Are human rights only for the French? Do victims of Saddam have no human rights? The way it was done can be criticised, though. Bad intelligence, bad after-war planning, and insufficient resources. The people creating insecurity now in Iraq are not the allied forces but terrorist elements. Newspapers in the UK also manipulate, albeit in a different way than the French. To compensate, I read a French, British and Danish newspaper every day. I do not have a mission of encouraging people to travel. There are plenty of encouragements in place already. If the Parisians find it appropriate to soil their city in dog poos, then I find it appropriate to write about it. If Denmark praises itself as a welfare society and then let heart patients die while on long waiting lists or disrespect human rights in particularly trials regarding tax, then people should know it. There are plenty of books, brochures, websites etc. to counterweigh what I say, and I don't hide that I attack the opposite side of such brochures.


47. Date: 2004-07-14, From: Cilar
Nationality: French, Living in: France
Opinion: Interesting.
Pages commented: The British, Danish, French pages.
Hi, 
When I was reading the French page, I thought you were describing the Parisians. I mean there are at least 8 other spoken languages in France (Basque, Provencal, Corsican, Breton, Alsatian, Catalan, Flemish and of course French). Different language = different cultures. 
Well, I'm from Strasbourg,Alsace region (the region at the border with Germany) and most of people here still speak the local language at home (Alsatian language which is a german dialect) and I feel closer to a german guy than to a southern part of france guy. The "regional" drink is beer, not wine. Parisian can hardly pronounce Alsace town's names because it's "too german" :) 
I also find that streets are dirty in southern part of France ("putain ça pue la pisse ici" :) ). 
I agree with you about "Chirac XIV of Europe". I hope he will be kicked out at the next election. Maybe Nicolas Sarkozy will become the next french president which would be good because he emigrated from an eastern europe country at the age of 12 (so he's more open minded about the EU). 
I've learnt many things about Danmark. I was (maybe wrongly) under impression that Danes (Scandinavia) hated the EU just as the Brits. 
Bye. 
(Pardon my english which is very bad because of the conspiracy coming from my government :D (no, in reality, here we learn german as second language and english later as third language).

Author's comments: Your points are very accurate. The French page is mainly based on experiences in Paris. That's a point that I've added to the intro now. I did notice the strong influence of German mentality and language when i visited Alsace many years ago. A very beautiful place by the way. A camping that says that it closes at 22:00 closes at 22:00 - not 22:05, for example. In southern France, they don't close and you just drive in when you like. Denmark is a relatively EU critical country, but it's not so much a "religion" for them as it is to some - mostly conservative - Brits. And in Denmark, it's traditionally the left wing that is against the EU. Also, it has to be said that Denmark is probably the Member State that has held the largest number of referendums about EU treaties. In many other Member States, the population has had nothing to say, and so any potential scepticism has been conveniently swept under the carpet. In the former Soviet Union, the government didn't ask the citizens either. I agree that Sarkozy seems to be the only one capable of governing France for the time being. Chirac is nothing more than a caricature of a president. Your English is not bad. What I criticise is things like a woman in a tourist information who doesn't speak a word of English, or a student in a grocery shop who doesn't understand what "egg" means. Oh, and the Parisians cannot pronounce anything that is not non-regional French. It's the same problem with the Flemish names in the north.


46. Date: 2004-07-14, From: SImon M
Nationality: French and proud of it ;-], Living in: France
Opinion: Funny, Entertaining.
Pages commented: The French page.
I love this website ! 
Very well done. 
Can't say it better than Emma Martin : 
"I was shocked at just how true the things about ------ France are" 
But, only one thing : France is not ONLY made of Paris and La Côte d'Azur.

Author's comments: You are not the only one to hint at the absence of information about regional differences, which are after all very important in France. As I've said above and now in the intro, la French Page is mainly inspired by life in Paris. Now that I live in Provence, future comments will without doubt reflect that and introduce some diversity on the page.


45. Date: 2004-07-02, From: Chris
Nationality: Greek, Living in: Greece
Opinion: Boring, Insulting, Useless.
Pages commented: The French page.
Hey, you sound like an american redneck.Why dont u write something about the barbarians living on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean? I read the article about the French and i foud it completely useless, full of inaccurate data.I did not bother to read the rest of the articles. I was upset about the point for Chirac and what u call Gulf war 2.Chirac surely was not alone in this case and many people in EU think that the 'new Europeans' shall shut-up. Since you are talking about the Le Strikes (probably workers do not have rights according to your perception), the French example is nothing comparing with Greece and Italy, so u shall get used of Europe since Britain(from what i understand u are brit) is part of Europe, otherwise go and join the animals living on the other side of the Atlantic (meaning the Americans).Here is Europe and u shall copy the European culture and way of living.

Author's comments: Let's just remind other readers that I'm Danish, and that my Danish page in no way gives any favorable treatment of Denmark. I only write about countries where I've lived. That rules out the USA - and Greece - for the time being. We all have the freedom of speech. I can publish my opinion, and I grant readers the opportunity to publish their comments here, without censure. Asking Eastern European leaders to shut up just because they don't agree with yourself is nothing but bad behaviour. They've been told long enough to shut up by those communists who ruined half of Europe for most of a century. They've had enough, and they have no reason to accept such rudeness from Chirac or anyone else. Chirac does not have a monopoly on public opinion, even though I'm sure he would love to. Workers certainly have rights, as you would have noticed if you'd read my British page. But striking all the time for no real reason other than having your regular strike days is an outdated practice that is putting Europe behind competing nations and risking the economic future of all of us. While you want to continue the economic decline of Europe by wishing to keep striking, I on the contrary wish all success for Europe, but that will not come if we don't change our ways.


44. Date: 2004-06-18, From: Bloke
Nationality: Antipodean, Living in: Denmark
Pages commented: The Beer page.
Extraordinarily suspicious lack of Australia on the beer page fella. might need to look into that. you sound like you got more than burnt in Denmark. You wouldn't be a capitalist by any chance? cheerio.

Author's comments: Well, the Beer page statistics is only as good as the figures I have. Maybe someone knows where to get the latest beer consumption figures. They don't burn witches any more in Denmark, but today's victims of Danish mentality are those who did not conform to the Jantelov. If you want to put me in a box, the closest you can get is "liberal".


43. Date: 2004-06-14, From: cathy wilson
Nationality: American, Living in: USA
Opinion: Funny.
Pages commented: The French page.
very funny.


42. Date: 2004-05-04, From: charles cunningham
Nationality: Irish, Living in: Ireland
Opinion: Interesting, Useful.
Pages commented: The French page.
locating a new buisness in alsace region and find this site the most useful excellent many thanks charles


41. Date: 2004-03-31, From: Emma Martin
Nationality: British, Living in: England
Opinion: Funny, Entertaining, Interesting, Useful.
Pages commented: The British, French pages.
This is an amazing website! It was very intersting an entertaining to read. I was shocked at just how true the things about Britain are!!! I have lived here all of my life and quite frankly i think there must be something wrong with us! I mean come on....why the hell do we still use miles! I learnt km etc at school but I never used them!!! And we drive on the left hand side of the road...how confusing!!! I found these pages to be a little OTT at times but as far as I am concerned it was true! Any honest person would have to admit there was a large element of truth in everything on this site! I think that anyone that has anonymously dissed your site is a coward :) and they really know its fantastic!!

Author's comment: Thanks for your comments. I don't mind the anonymous comments. I know it's impossible to write something that pleases everybody, and if someone finally managed to do it, it wouldn't be worth reading anyway.


40. Date: 2004-03-30, From: Laura
Nationality: British, Living in: Britain..about to move to France
Opinion: Funny, Entertaining, Interesting, Useful.
Pages commented: The British and French pages, Living & Working in France, the EU Single Market page.
Your site is excellent,and you have answered many questions that I had about moving to France. Most of us understand that in humour there is often a "grain" of truth. I understand that you do not mean EVERY frenchman or Britain etc but are merely trying to convey a "flavour" of each nations people. I can buy endless travel guides that tell me all the good things...but who`s going to publicise a dog poo problem. I will add that this also applies to your pages on the British.The factual pages of your site are the best that i have seen for information on moving abroad,and I appreciate the time that you must have spent to set this site up.Did I miss it but do you have information regarding cash points etc in France. Am I correct in thinking that the French prefer to work in cash?

Author's comment: Cards can be used everywhere in France, even though the French still love their cheque books. It's the Germans who love cash.


39. Date: 2004-03-29, From: mandy
Nationality: British, Living in: England (for the moment)
Opinion: Not funny, Boring, Insulting, Useless.
I found this web site to be full of lies, I have lived in France for 6 yrs and now I live in England, I am in the process of moving back to france as I find it a much better place to live (I am english) I found your web site to be harmful towards the french and I dont think you should be allowed to edit such a pack of lies!!!!!!!!

Author's comment: Oh dear, here is one of the militants. So, if I've understood it right, freedom of speech for you is that if you don't like what I write, then I shouldn't be allowed to do it. I'm glad you're not in government. If you've lived 6 years in France and still call the French Page a pack of lies then either you must be blind or you must have spent the 6 years on the beach. I also find France a better place than England right now, but that's because England is in steeper decline than France for the moment. It doesn't mean that any of the countries is a good place to live. If you cared to follow the regional elections that finished yesterday, you would have noticed that the French themselves are most unhappy with the political state of their country. Only the politicians themselves are too thick to grasp it.


38. Date: 2004-03-27, From: Nick
Nationality: American, Living in: Australia
Opinion: Funny, Entertaining, Interesting, Useful.
If I had enough money, I would pay you to travel to countries to write about them. Having travelled to other countries, I have also noticed the things that are left out of the typical travel books. 
Thanks for the laughs. Keep up the good work.

Author's comment: Well, well, well, readers' opinions are soooo different. That's what makes it so interesting.Thanks for your comments.


37. Date: 2004-02-17, From: (anonymous)
Nationality: Dutch/French, Living in: England
Opinion: Funny, Not Funny, Insulting.
Page commented: The British and French pages.
While you tackled maybe some sadly true facts, your gross generalisation is insulting. Why only bother focusing on negative aspects? Is bread the only thing the French are good at? And can you only get good puddings in England? May i ask for what reason you live or lived in those same countries that you heavily criticise on this page, if there wasn't one or more things that made it worthwhile? It started as a good laugh and i have no problem with turning things in ridicule, especialy since that is positive way of working towards improvement. However i gather from the awful lot of information on France(the country of dirty people with dirty minds! Remember you implied it yourself?) that there is something unhealthy going on between you and the contact you had with the country itself! I don't understand what use there could be to your page appart from a good laugh, honestly i can't believe people would actually use your heavy criticism to create an opinion of those countries! Why not do it in a positive way and leave the bitterness and frustration behind??? It would make it more thruthful (since there are always at least two sides to things), balanced and enjoyable!!!

Author's comment: It is obviously not possible to please everybody at the same time, and these pages were not written with the purpose of pleasing anyone. Their purpose is rather to balance some of the many overly and sometimes unrealistically positive descriptions of certain countries. The positive sides of these countries have been described in many other places, and I feel no need to repeat them. I have never promised anyone to remain politically correct or to give a balanced view. By the way, even my French wife agrees that the French are dirty. But at least French dogs can read. I know that, because after I put up a poster outside my house informing the dogs that the strip of grass was not a public toilet, they've stopped using it as a toilet. That was something positive, wasn't it?


36. Date: 2004-01-11, From: elsa
Nationality: French, Living in: France
Opinion: Insulting.
I'm not used to defending my country and it's inhabitants but I think your description is just another pile of clichés heard thousands of times before...most of the things you say are too much or just false(I don't know any marie-whatever,I do wash myself and I've never met any french person saying that it helped him feeling at home to see dog poo on the pavements).You pretend writing with a dash of British style humour,but for me,British humour is the art of making fun of yourself (is there any joke about the Danes in your text?). I'm not really surprised to see that french people are criticized because I can't deny the fact that lots of them give a very bad image of themselves ,but I hate generalizations so I found your text quite infuriating... Excusez moi si j'ai fait des fautes mais il faut m'excuser,je suis francaise donc mauvaise en langues... ;)

Author's comment: My comments about Denmark are to be found on the Danish page; not the French. If you read it, you'll see that I don't do much to defend that country. Exaggeration is commonly used in connection with humour and sarcasm, and a glance at almost any television programme in France or elsewhere will confirm that. As for the clichés, they are difficult to avoid when describing France - and I must admit that I'm awfully fed up removing the "clichés" that the dogs and their owners regularly leave in front of my house :-)


35. Date: 2004-01-05, From: Nick
Nationality: Irish, Living in: Kuwait
Opinion: Interesting, Useful.
What a great website answered many of my longstanding questions! What a great way to welcome people to France. informed and a hell of alot wiser! Good job!


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